The TSA – Keeping You Safe Five Percent of the Time

TSA Failed to Find Fake Weapons 95 Percent

Three out of seventy ain’t bad…

Although they tend to be pretty good at finding oversized contact solution containers and mothers with unauthorized breast milk, the Transportation Security Administration has once again shown that they pretty much can’t find any actual weapons. In the latest series of tests where undercover Homeland Security Agents took realistic looking weapons through airport checkpoints to test the TSA screeners, they failed to find those “weapons” 67 times out of 70 attempts. That boils down to 95% of the time that had someone actually been walking through with a hand grenade and shiny pistol like the one to the left, they would have made their flight with time to spare.

Via the Huffington Post:

As thorough as the Transportation Security Administration screeners may be as they rifle through your belongings, the agency isn’t performing where it counts.

In a series of trials, the Department of Homeland Security was able to smuggle fake explosives, weapons and other contraband past airport screeners in major cities across the country, according to ABC News. Officials briefed on the Homeland Security Inspector General’s investigation told the station that the TSA failed 67 out of 70 tests conducted by the department’s Red Teams — undercover passengers tasked with identifying weaknesses in the screening process, NJ.com reports.

During the tests, DHS agents each tried to bring a banned item past TSA screeners. They succeeded 95 percent of the time…

In one test an undercover agent was stopped after setting off an alarm at a magnetometer, but TSA screeners failed to detect a fake explosive device that was taped to his back during a follow-on pat down.

TSA Fail

A TSA screener displays stuff they didn’t actually find in people’s luggage

This isn’t actually something that should be particularly shocking since the TSA has a long history of failing these types of tests. This dates all the way back to 2006, when screeners in Newark (where one of the planes hijacked on September 11th departed from) missed 20 out of 22 guns and bombs that were sent through security, but also include incidents in 2007 in Albany, NY, and 2010 in Houston, TX. So while the TSA employees tend to be really good at finding stuff to steal, using the screenings as a pretense to grope people they are attracted to or expose the breasts of underage girls publicly, and humiliating innocent cancer survivors; they have a pretty solidly bad track record of not finding stuff they should actually be looking for. In fact, in spite of claims of enhanced techniques and the acquisition of even more evasive equipment since the last time they failed miserably at these type of tests, they’ve only gotten worse and have still yet to capture a single terrorist attempting to board a plane.

In the wake of the most recent massive failure, the head of the TSA has been re-assigned (but not fired obviously, because he works in a government job and that just doesn’t happen, even if the agency you run has a .050 batting average on the one thing they are actually supposed to do.) Also, they’re going to enhance those techniques again and look for some more expensive and faulty equipment to buy.

Once again, via the Huffington Post:

Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson on Monday reassigned the leader of the Transportation Security Administration and directed the agency to revise airport security procedures, retrain officers and retest screening equipment in airports across the country.

TSA Trading Liberty for SecurityThe TSA’s acting administrator, Melvin Carraway, is being reassigned to a different job in the Department of Homeland Security. Acting Deputy Director Mark Hatfield will lead the agency until a new administrator is appointed.

The directives come after the agency’s inspector general briefed Johnson on a report analyzing vulnerabilities in airport security — specifically, the ability to bring prohibited items through TSA checkpoints.

 Johnson would not describe the results of the classified report, but said he takes the findings “very seriously.”

So there you have it, some incompetent people have been moved around and things are being taken very seriously. Since the truth behind the TSA is that they are designed more to control people (they officially refer to those lines you wait in as “corrals“) and to give the appearance of safety by making it look like they are doing something, that’s gotta be pretty reassuring (said nobody ever).

Five Percent is (Slightly) Better Than Nothing

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12 Responses to “The TSA – Keeping You Safe Five Percent of the Time”

  1. JC June 3, 2015 at 4:36 pm #

    Well, the government will really tighten up on the TSA.

    • RadicalDude June 3, 2015 at 7:05 pm #

      It’ll be interesting how that turns out.

      • JC June 3, 2015 at 10:17 pm #

        +1

  2. DeadPigGoodPig June 3, 2015 at 5:04 pm #

    I don’t think many professions rank lower than that of being a pig, but the TSA is definitely one of them. every last one of them should be annihilated.

  3. Midnight June 3, 2015 at 5:28 pm #

    The TSA isn’t about safety…but subjugation.

  4. mobooz June 3, 2015 at 8:01 pm #

    Admittedly, the TSA finds a lot of guns and explosives and stuff, but the airlines could be doing it themselves. As it is, airlines foot about a quarter of the security bill, when it would be a drop in their $800 billion bucket to pay full freight, and at least they would throw in a mint after they’re done wanking it to your body scans.

    This ridiculous pork project cost taxpayers over $100 billion since 2001, as well as took up about 2.5 billion hours of their time in inspection lines. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

    • mobooz June 3, 2015 at 8:16 pm #

      For reference on the 2.5 billion hours, consider that the Hoover Dam took roughly 100 million man-hours to build. That’s if you take 5000 workers for 5 years, working 12-hour days with Sundays off, and round up for “shit happens.”

      So that’s the equivalent of 25 Hoover Dams’ worth of work that could have been done in the last fifteen years, if it hadn’t been for the TSA. Or 25 Hoover Dams’ worth of Internet porn we could have watched, either way. That’s a fucking lot of porn.

  5. Common Sense June 3, 2015 at 9:18 pm #

    “…In a 2013 hearing on Capitol Hill, then-TSA administrator John Pistole, described the Red Team as “super terrorists,” who know precisely which weaknesses to exploit.

    “[Testers] know exactly” what our protocols are. They can create and devise and conceal items that … not even the best terrorists would be able to do,” Pistole told lawmakers at a House hearing….”

    Is anyone actually surprised?

    • mobooz June 3, 2015 at 9:45 pm #

      I’ve smuggled contraband in my carry-on dozens of times, all over the country, never been caught. Against me, they have a 0% detection rate, and I’m hardly a “super-terrorist.” The TSA serves no purpose that can’t be fulfilled better and cheaper.

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